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Lori : There's a In the corner, there is a shit! Lori : There is a shit on my floor! Ted : Well, or, or, is the floor on the shit? Is what Kierkegaard would say. John : [John pokes a lobster head from out the door] Rawr! Ted : Hahaha! John : Who lives here? I'm comin' to get who lives here! You owe me lobster money! Ted : Ahahaha! That's my buddy Johnny. Not the lobster, the guy runnin' it. John : [Enters the apartment] I found my phone. What's going on. John : Is that a shit? John : Ted! Ted : I'm alive, Johnny!

John : Oh, my God! Ted : I'm alive. Your magical wish worked! John : You're back! Ted : Yeah, I mean, when you sewed me up you put some of the stuffing in the wrong places, so I'm a little fucked up.

But will you take care of me forever and ever? Ted : I'm just kidding you. I thought it would be funny if you thought I was fucking retarded. John : You asshole! Ted : Come here, you bastard.

Lori : Welcome back, Ted. John : It was you. You did it. Ted : Son of a bitch! You wished for my life back. Lori : No, no, no. I wished for my life back. Robert : You can't have my Teddy bear! John punches him in the nose, knocking him unconscious to the ground]. Lori : Jesus! John : I'm sorry, but somebody had to go all Joan Crawford on his ass!

Ted : Hey, play 'Chopsticks', you jazzy slut! Norah Jones : Teddy! How are you? Norah Jones : [Hugs Ted] How are you, you fuzzy asshole?

Ted : Well, you know I'm not a hot half-Muslim chick who sold over 37 million records, but I'm hanging in there. Norah Jones : Well, half-Indian, but Ted : Hey, whatever. Hey listen - I want you to meet a good pal of mine, all right? John Bennett, Norah Jones. Norah Jones : Hey. Hey there, sweaty. Norah Jones : Um, you ready to bring down the house? John : Yes, ma'am.

Yeah, thank you for the opportunity. Ma'am Jones, I Ted : Jesus, you look fantastic. Norah Jones : Well, you're probably not used to seeing me fully clothed. Ted : [laughs] Yeah, I know, right? You mean And we had awkward fuzzy sex in the coat room. Norah Jones : Actually, you weren't so bad for a guy with no penis. Ted : Yeah, you know, I've written so many angry letters to Hasbro about that. John : Can you call my cellphone?

Lori : Yeah. Lori : Is that my ringtone? What is that? Cause it sounds really negative. John : No. I-it's from The Notebook. John : [during a flashback to ] Chris Brown can do no wrong!

John : I don't know that you wanna go to a drug dealer with complaints. I know this guy a long time. I've known him since You remember? I was, like, "Oh, shit, , I gotta get high. Lori : So, Tami-Lynn, why don't you I'm always fascinated to meet Ted's girlfriends. Tami-Lynn : What do you mean, 'girlfriends'? Tami-Lynn : What's it, like a lot of 'em or somethin'? Ted : N-no, that's not what she meant at all.

Right, Lori? You didn't mean that. Lori : No, what I meant to say was Ted's very handsome, so I'm always interested in meeting the ladies that can snatch him up. Tami-Lynn : [mad] Did you just call me a whore? Lori : [shocked] What?

Tami-Lynn : You just worry about your own snatch. How about that, honey? Ted , John : Whoa! John : What the hell happened? We're having a friendly meal. Ted : Yeah, this was a nice evening.

Tami-Lynn : Don't talk shit to me. Lori : I just asked you a question. Tami-Lynn : You know, you're a frickin' snob. You think you're all cool, 'cause you work at some fuckin' fancy shit place?

Ted : Take it easy. Ted : Nice, Lori. Real nice. Lori : Me? It's not my fault she can't speak English. Tami-Lynn : [Gets up] Oh fuck you! Just 'cause you're on the business world and shit, you think what, everybody should suck your asshole or somethin'? Ted : [Grabs Tami-Lynn's hand to calm her down] Okay, all right.

Tami-Lynn, come on, honey. Let's get out of here. We'll go back to my place for a couple of Vodka and Strawberry Quiks, all right?

Come on. Tami-Lynn : You know what? I gave birth once, bitch! I can kick your fuckin' ass! And you better never should you show your face around Quincy, you hear me? Ted : Okay, okay, come on. Ted : I didn't know you had a baby. Is it alive? Norah Jones : Thank you. So I'm gonna give my chops a rest and bring a friend up to the stage.

He's gonna sing a song to a special lady in the audience who he loves very much. Please, give a big hand Lori : Oh Rex : Holy John approaches the microphone]. Ted : I gotta fuck her again. John : Um, hiya. You know, this song reminds me of the most important night in my life Uh, this is the theme song from the movie Octopussy. Ted : Still better than Katy Perry. Rex : You suck!

Get off the stage - Oh, c'mon, give him a chance! Angry fan : You're an asshole! Norah Jones : Oh Jesus! Ted : Say that again. John : Teddy Rux-fuckin'-pin. John : Excuse me. John : Hey, Ted. Ted : Johnny, where are you? You gotta get over here, man! John : Why? What's going on? Ted : Okay, so I'm having a little impromptu thing with some people at my apartment, and John, Sam Jones is here. John : What? John : Holy shit! Ted : You remember I said my buddy's cousin is friends with Sam Jones?

My buddy's in town with his cousin. And who do you think is with him? Sam Jones. Sam Jones is here. And John, his hair is parted down the middle. John : Just like in the movie. Ted : Yes. Get over here, right now. John : [Whispers] Fuck, I can't! I'm with Lori here. I'm already on probation. I just I can't. Ted : John, Flash Gordon was the most important figure of our formative years.

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